293 lines
3.9 KiB
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293 lines
3.9 KiB
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Orgulloso de estar
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entre el usuariado
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y copiar y pegar y llorar y llorar
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no se hacer nada mas
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otro lo arreglara
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este es mi windows
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este es mi apple
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soy un usuario
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compro en el mediamarket
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por eso tu que sabes mazo
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sin verguenza yo te pido este favor
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arregla el ordenador
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si señor, arreglamelo
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si señor, si señor, arregla el ordenador
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yo no tengo intención
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si señor, si señor, arregla el ordenador
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arregla el ordenador
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hartita ya me tienes
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de tu windows y office
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que te empeñas en utilizar
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te pongo software libre
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te hago las particiones
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y no lo quieres ni arrancar
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#FIXME
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le das que si a todo
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te mofas de la seguridad
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y cuando la has cagado
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y no funciona nada
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ni un minuto puedes esperar
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USUARIADO
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que calvario!
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USUARIADO
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este es mi windows
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este es mi apple
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soy un usuario
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compro en el mediamaaaaaaarket
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por eso tu que sabes mazo
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sin verguenza yo te pido este favor
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arregla el ordenador
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si señor, arreglamelo
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si señor, si séñor, arregla el ordenador
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yo no tengo intención
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si señor, si señor arregla el ordenador
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arregla el ordenador
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hartita ya me tienes
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de tu windows y office
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que te empeñas en utilizar
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te pongo software libre
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te hago las particiones
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y no lo quieres ni arrancar
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#FIXME
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le das que si a todo
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te mofas de la seguridad
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y cuando la has cagado
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y no funciona nada
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ni un minuto puedes esperar
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USUARIADO
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que calvario
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USUARIADO
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que calvario
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USUARIADO
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que calvario!
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USUARIADO
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que calvario
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USUARIADO
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que calvario
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USUARIADO
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que calvario
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IN
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SO
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POR
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TA
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BLES
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